I wish I ate my parents. my ass is the largest object orbitting the sun mo’fuckas. cannotbehipster(via bootssandboyss)
APPARENTLY… I ate my parents. Oh wait… I’m not a hipster. Phew.
My new name is Fatty McFatterson.
I like it.
I wish I was a Fatty McFatterson!
i ate the whole damn world i guess :)
fuck yeah average
what the fuck are these sizes in the same scale as mine? I weigh 135 pounds and wear a size 30
chick sizes i think.
what sizes are these in aus? lol
